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Mario's Cafe

Years ago, when Pulp's masterpiece 'This Is Hardcore' was dropping like a stone out of the charts, Mrs Kentishtowner (then a rather svelte Miss Gant's Hill) would like nothing more than to commiserate...
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The Oxford

'If I were The Oxford,' announced Mrs Kentishtowner, her elbows on the table for a moment's respite from a medium-rare steak that was anything but, 'I'd pay a visit to the Canteen. And pronto.' By which the...
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The Pineapple

Step behind new critics' favourite the Kentish Canteen into Leverton Place and you're transported into a faded world of Dolly Mixture-coloured cottages and cutesy terraces. Nice, if you can afford it. Yet...